Percy, my one-eyed owl friend!
Hootie whoop! Do you know password to for open a door? Let me tell… it secret, give a mouse to me! Nibblings, then maybe you come through after a lunch
maybe it’s just me but I’m pretty sure Voldemort with a sex change is Michael Jackson
Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real