Autobot Paratrooper x Decepticon K-con
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…
That went from shocking to funny to depressing in the span of 5 seconds
Thinking about very slow, graceful transformations as the Cybertronian equivalent of a striptease. Like starting in alt mode and just smoothly, teasingly shifting one little bit of plating at a time to gradually reveal their robot mode bodies. A whole art form dedicated to this, before the war reduced transformation to a strictly utilitarian function.